Accomplished today: reading Succulent Container Gardens by Debra Lee Baldwin. Isn’t that enough? Nope, the to-do list got no shorter than that on this fine Saturday.
Having currywurst mit pommes with the prof and a German colleague from the library
We are now wandering through the endless labyrinth of Ikea, but at least I got a desk out of it!
The prof has been sucked into the abyss of Fry’s Electronics. Pray for me, I may never escape!
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Adele “Rolling in the Deep” mash-up...
The prof and I are about to go on a sailboat to watch the sunset before our last night in Hawaii. Hello, romantic…